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"Basically the TARDIS"

I purchased this towel because of its super positive reviews and because of its compact size. I got the 28"x56" blue version. It amazed me when I unrolled it, and it kept unrolling! It was basically theTARDISin towel form. The towel is as soft as everyone says it is, and I would definitely recommend it. Like it advertises, it is super absorbent and fast drying!

SydneyT - 5 out of 5 Stars

"Absolutely the greatest invention ever for outdoor sports & recreation!"

These are absolutely the greatest invention ever for camping, the pool, and everything outdoor sports & recreation! They roll up into virtually zero packingspace... I bet you could fit 8 of them into thespaceof one normal beach towel. They are light. They soak up gallons and gallons. They dry in like, oh, 5 minutes. Okay, that might be a bit hyperbolic. But they dry fast, that's for sure. We bought a few to try out on our recent camping trip, they lived up to every promise and then some. We are tripling our order and never taking ordinary towels anywhere again!

Michael T - 5 out of 5 Stars 

"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an Interstellar Hitchhiker can have..."

Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough." If you're going to follow this advice, this is a pretty good towel to have.

johnmarion - 5 out of 5 Stars

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